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		<title>Bullets, bottles, and knives</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2014 14:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Wherein Juke Boy Bonner (March 22, 1932 – June 29, 1978) warns Houstonians of the dangers of the streets, and advises against a visit to Ben Taub General Hospital. When listening, please keep in mind that he&#8217;s playing the guitar, harmonica and drums at the same time. Weldon H. Philip Bonner was a one-man show. &#160; &#160; &#160; [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>Kidd The Great: Houston Legend in Process</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Kidd the Great was born and raised in Houston&#8217;s West End, an area that many people errantly consider The Heights these days, along the Washington Avenue corridor. As any Houston area resident can tell you, Washington Avenue was straight ghetto as recent as ten years ago, before gentrification took a foothold and created the Washington [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gunsandtacos.com/random/kidd-the-great-houston-legend-in-process/">Kidd The Great: Houston Legend in Process</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gunsandtacos.com">Sharks patrol these waters.</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
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		<title>The unusual evolution of headphones.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 22:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>The unusual evolution of headphones.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gunsandtacos.com/random/the-unusual-evolution-of-headphones/">The unusual evolution of headphones.</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gunsandtacos.com">Sharks patrol these waters.</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>&#160; &#160; Thanks to @cwolffman for this gem. &#160;</p>
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		<title>Making Cold-Brewed Coffee at Home</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 18:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>&#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gunsandtacos.com/random/making-cold-brewed-coffee-at-home/">Making Cold-Brewed Coffee at Home</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gunsandtacos.com">Sharks patrol these waters.</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Fun with WordFoto</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 19:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Found a neat little app on my phone (WordFoto) that changes images to text.  I chose an image of Rosalino &#8220;Chalino&#8221; Sánchez packing a Colt 45. Seriously, this took about 30 seconds to do. &#160; &#160;</p>
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		<title>An interview with Ben Thompson: Badass of the Week</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 15:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Maybe you&#8217;ve heard of Badass of the Week, maybe you haven&#8217;t. Either way, there&#8217;s this guy Ben Thompson that blogs about the baddest badasses in history, in a style that will make you laugh so hard you will drop kick a litter of newborn puppies just to get the grin off your face. The list [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gunsandtacos.com/random/an-interview-with-ben-thompson-badass-of-the-week/">An interview with Ben Thompson: Badass of the Week</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gunsandtacos.com">Sharks patrol these waters.</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Vegan Black Metal Chef</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 22:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Ben Thompson over at Badass of the Week for sharing this video on Twitter.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gunsandtacos.com/random/vegan-death-metal-chef/">Vegan Black Metal Chef</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gunsandtacos.com">Sharks patrol these waters.</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Caucasian Guide to the Chingo Bling Concert</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 21:33:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re not familiar with Chingo Bling, this is probably your first time to this site, and you are adept at sewing images of dolphins onto sweaters and hanging out at craft shops. You pay good money for cable television, and you choose to watch Housewives of Orange County on purpose. You pay your taxes [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gunsandtacos.com/random/caucasian-guide-to-the-chingo-bling-concert/">Caucasian Guide to the Chingo Bling Concert</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gunsandtacos.com">Sharks patrol these waters.</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
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		<title>&#8220;Walleyball&#8221;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 04:09:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been a huge fan of McSweeney&#8217;s Books for years, and they promote these Wholphin DVD&#8217;s on their site. These are collections of movie shorts from around the world, some of them extremely odd (or awful), and some extremely amazing. I picked up a few, and one of the short films blew my mind. It&#8217;s [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gunsandtacos.com/random/walleyball/">“Walleyball”</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gunsandtacos.com">Sharks patrol these waters.</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
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